Religious Mothers

by Geder
(São Paulo,São Paulo,Brazil)

Four Catholic mothers are having coffee together discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'".

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'".

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.

The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, tall, hard-bodied, muscular, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, 'My God...'"

Thanks for making me laugh Geder!!! -Diana